Checking In With Exes and Oh's

Ebandit: Hey, so how's everything? Heard you moved out of state...any reason?

Drummer Man Ex: Yeah, moved down for this girl I was dating, but it didn't work out.

Ebandit: Oh, sorry to hear. How long did you date before you moved?

Drummer: Haha, about a month.

Ebandit: Wow, slow down there. How did you meet her? I hope you didn't go on that website you were on before we met, called Veggie Date.

Drummer: Uhhh, no. Not Veggie Date. It was actually...

Ebandit: Uh oh...let's hear it.

Drummer: Spiritual Singles.com. I didn't learn my lesson I guess.

Ebandit: Amazing.


The Moral of The Story Folks: Breakups happen for a reason...survival of the fittest if you will.