Dear C Bandit,
This is my plea to you to stop your hair dye obsession. Yes, hair dye is cheap, but the reality is you do not need to spend your entire blogging savings on two boxes per month. Your hair and I plead with you to end this masquerade. No amount of boxes and plastic gloves will make your hair what you want it to be, whatever shade of wood that is.
The cheap dyes are the most tempting, you may contemplate how easy it would be to buy two boxes for the price of one higher quality brand. Don't fall victim to this ploy. You will continue to dye your hair every weekend until you use your savings, your hair is weakened, and your towels and pillow cases are all stained mahogany.
I've noticed your vocabulary expanding to include words such as roasted chestnut, toasted sesame, and even burnt teak. This was my first warning sign that the dye games have gone on too long.
The clerks at Rite Aid are worried about your habit ever since you started bringing in wood samples in for color matching. They even gave you false information to you when you coyly asked them, "What shade is your customer service desk called?" They didn't have the heart to tell you it was made out of plastic and no wood grain could be matched to it.
So please C bandit, put down the plastic gloves and tube of color protecting conditioner and take heed to this warning.
Rinse and Repeat,
E Bandit
Dear E Bandit-
ReplyDeleteWhile I am aware of my borderline obsession with coloring my hair, I can assure you, I have consulted with the professionals. I Googled "What is the max amount of times one is allowed to dye your hair in 1 week?" and StarFish1994 says, "you can dye it every day if you want to." Aint no joke E, coming from a paid professional - otherwise, why would they say it?
So, thank you for your concern but I must be going - it's rinse time and I'm crossing my fingers for BURNT UMBER!!!